Erotic Poem Assignment

Tendin' the Backyard

One time an Ex-Girlfriend, whose name I'll omit
wanted to experiment
with anal beads.

We put each pink bead inside of her
one by one, one by one and
she'd clench more with each.

But when it came tiem to take them out
I didn't know the proper way
and pulled them out like I
was starting a lawnmower.

I cried when she dumped me.

Hunter by Thomas P. Sloan

It’s not about the kill, it’s about the hunt.
It the predatory tracking that
Corners the prey and seals the deal.
Where ever there is an alpha male
Setting the crosshairs on bigger game:
The hunt is on.



Uncle Joey from Full House, a Haiku by Thomas P. Sloan
Cops caught Dave Coulier
Diddlin’ kids at the park.
Charges have been pressed